Congratulations "Stein, I'm home!" Spirit called as he entered the patchwork lab. No answer. "Stein?" Spirit called again, walking through the lab to the living room. There he found his partner sitting on the couch, a cake and two bottles of wine on the coffee table next to him. "Hi, Senpai..." he purred. "I heard about the statue... Let's celebrate." Spirit smiled. The statue in question was one of himself, to honor his actions as an official death scythe during the time the Kishin was active. He was very proud of the accomplishment. "Y-you... how did you know?" "I have my ways..." Stein replied. He motioned for Spirit to sit do
Teacher's Pet I hated working with a partner. I mean, why couldn't I just do the lab activity on my own for once? I was capable enough to get it done before the jerks working in pairs, and I wanted to show him that. Well, that and I'm always that one person left after everyone's already chosen a partner. Even Crona manages to get a partner before me. I don't know what it is about me but people just like to avoid me. Maybe because I sometimes seem t enjoy this class a little too much. I attempted to do the activity on my own before I got called out for not working with anyone. Following the instructions on my lab sheet carefully, I started to take
Crimson UnityI am component one of the deadly duetSeemingly innocentLovingCaringCharmingA little eccentric, but that's to be expectedAfter all, I wear the color of blazing fire and passionate rageI was the one you sympathized withWhy, is it because I'm a woman?Would you never expect a lady to fall to my position?How naiveDon't you know women are capable of so much more...So much more than just...Bearing your heirsPassion permeates my nameRevenge rules my lifeAnd I am not aloneI am the second part of this scarlet horrorMy kind is so far above the human worldSo why would I even bother breaking rules for my partner?No
Delicious Warfare - Chapter 2 "Okay Kululu," Keroro said. "Sit down, and we'll bring everything to you." He motioned to the Hinatas' kitchen table, indicating which chair the sergeant major should choose. "Your goal is to finish each item as fast as possible. Giroro will be timing you." Giroro, who was standing next to the table looking frustrated as usual, nodded reluctantly and held up a stopwatch. "Aww, you're actually requiring me to eat a nice meal? How sweet of you..." Kululu said, grinning and earning a growl from Giroro. "At least take this seriously..." the corporal
Delicious Warfare - Chapter 1 Deep within the Keroro platoon's secret base, yet another invasion briefing was being led by Keroro. It wasn't getting very far, however, because as usual everyone was highly disinterested. "So, our next plan is to-" Chew. "Our next plan-" Chomp. "Our-" Gulp. "Kululu, knock it off and take your curry somewhere else! Geez!" "What curry?" The yellow Keronian smirked and held up an empty plate. Keroro
Despicable Me Too Ch. 8 As the parent-child dance was scheduled for that Saturday, it came around rather quickly. Apparently it was supposed to be at least a little formal, so the day before, everyone had gone out and bought a nice outfit to wear. The girls all got party dresses, Jayden got a pair of khakis and a button-down shirt, Corinne got a blouse and some black pants, and Vector got a polo shirt and a pair of white pants. Before they left for the school, the girls busied themselves making sure their hair looked right, while Vector and Jayden waited, ready, on the couch, wondering why girls always took so long to get ready. After a while they came out into t
Despicable Me Too Ch. 7 "That was awesome!" Jayden said as the whole makeshift family piled back into the lair. Meghan carried a giant stuffed dragon on her shoulders, pretending to make it fight with the giant stuffed Superman doll Jayden had won, Sabrina was still finishing some cotton candy, and Isabel sported a beautiful butterfly painted across her whole face. "I'm just glad Corinne was there so I didn't have to go on the rollercoaster with you guys..." Vector said. "Now, back to your room!" "Do we have to..?" Isabel whined. "Yes," Corinne said, surprising Vector. Usually she would argue about having the kids shut up in that one room. She glanced over at
Despicable Me Too Ch. 6 "Alright... Let's get the kids and hop in the car..." Vector couldn't believe what he was agreeing to. Super Silly Fun-Land? Wasn't he terrified of that place as a kid? But Corinne had somehow convinced him that the kids really needed to get out of the lair for some reason or other, and he wasn't about to get into another argument with her. Before he knew what was happening, Corinne had disappeared down the hallway and come back with the kids swarming around her legs, Jayden in his usual cape, Sabrina staring off into space, Meghan actually happy for once, and... Isabel? Vector had to do a double-take to make sure it was actually her. Sh
Despicable Me Too Ch. 5 As promised, Corinne never left, and she devoted most of her time to helping with the kids. Though Vector hadn't fully welcomed them yet, and they were still usually shut up in the one room the four of them shared, they still had rights. So together, Corinne and Vector made sure those rights were in place. They got the kids off to elementary school, and started a stock of supplies for lunches. They also made sure they had all needed household items such as kids' toothpaste and toothbrushes and that all dangerous things they could get into were locked up. It was, in essence, like a little slapped-together family. However, it was definitely dy
Friendly InvaderI lived in a world by myself. No one was allowed to enter. No one wanted to come in anyway.I had my own thoughts. I had my own dreams. I had my own ideas....I had my own weaknesses.And one day, you broke into my world. Normal, sympathetic, compassionate little you. Just waltzed right in like you owned the place.At first I had some difficulty trying to cope with that. You were slowly breaking down the walls I had standing for years. The walls that occurred naturally. The ones I'd had since birth, that I was terrified of losing.You were an invasion.You were supposed to be a stressor. You were supposed to make me lose it even more. A
VivisectionHow is it,That others can understand these things called feelings,While I am left in the dark?How is it,That I clearly have these things,But I cannot read them when they are presented to me by others?How is it,That I understand how they work,But not what they mean?I am a different kind of person.Please,Help me understand what it means,When you say "I love you."Please,Do things my way for once,So I can comprehend the situation.Please,Let me explore the issue,In a more concrete manner.I am a different kind of person.Wait,I see you turning to leave,And you're clearly afraid of the look in my eyes.Wai
DiabolicalWhen you hear the wind howlWhen you see the wolves prowlWhen you feel your heart raceTo a dangerous paceWhen the monsters come outWhen you let out a shoutWhen the spiders crawl roundAnd theres blood on the groundIts the squeak in your bootThe hate in your stare Its the bug in your fruitOh, its diabolicalIts the pain in your neckThe rock in your shoeIn the tiniest speckOh, its diabolicalWhen you open your eyesAnd find a gruesome surpriseWhen you wrinkle your noseAnd the stench only growsWhen youre out late at nightAnd theres no one in sight When t
It's Not MagicYou may think the world is full of supernatural possibilitiesBut Im here to tell you nowYour trading your mind for tranquilityWherever you may go And whatever you may see Just remember Its not magic, its scienceOn a lighted stage it seemsThat everythings unreal and full of hopeBut if you look behind the scenes youll findThat all of it is just another hoaxSo before you get caught up In where that rabbit came from Just remember Its not magic, its scienceAll those little magic tricksAre pulled straight from psychology booksAnd the sad trut